Move over, training videos and courses — one gun-touting maverick found a brand new way of hammering home the importance of firearm safety, blowing his cock off in a now-infamous Twitter clip.
In the harrowingly viral video, the gunman can be seen proving just how sensitive gun triggers can be, messing around with the mechanism several times before — surprise! — shooting himself in the dick.
I’m telling you right now this dude shoots himself in the dick and that you shouldn’t watch it but you’re still going to because you instinctively won’t believe he’s stupid enough to actually do it and you’re gonna be wrong pic.twitter.com/AZrIWsPBv5
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) December 7, 2023
“Oh god!” the man can be heard yelling moments after the gunshot, his phone camera already tumbling to the ground.
While some shortlisted the unknown shooter as 2023’s Darwin Award winner — “Chasing clit instead of clout I guess…” joked @mereeseman — others weren’t sold, questioning whether the entire ordeal was a hoax.
life comes at you fast pic.twitter.com/x5bNQeucXu
— jny the human (@jnyboy) December 7, 2023
“Yeah, this is fake,” argued @mikeymumbelz. “You have MAJOR blood vessels in your groin. Notice the silence after the scream. Not trying to be gross but you would hear blood pouring onto the floor if this was real. Like he'd be bleeding out. You can easily die from a groin injury like this.”
While the world may never know whether or not this was, in fact, a stunt, let’s be real here — who wouldn’t upload footage of themselves blasting away their penis after living to tell the tale?
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